1. breathinginthestarlight:

quirkieness:

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.

    breathinginthestarlight:

    quirkieness:

    i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

    damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.

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  2. tentarude:

    troncats:

    sorry:

    I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

    why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

    image

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  4. actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face


#this was the 2000s people#we didn’t have your young people ‘special effects’#we just had gumpton and actors who could take a fucking radio to the face#those were the days

    actualmenacebuckybarnes:

    clvbpenguin:

    deadmarks:

    lorenzo-drums:

    This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

    how the fuck did they film that scene 

    they threw a radio at his face

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  6. helyon:

finally.

    helyon:

    finally.

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  7. dreamingofsomewherefaraway:

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Thank you. Thank you.

    dreamingofsomewherefaraway:

    poetrymafia:

    prokopetz:

    dynastylnoire:

    chellzisyeezus:

    omomnom:

    Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

    My legs got a little weak

    Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

    It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

    And here it is

    Thank you. Thank you.

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  8. imawanchor:

you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding on oblivion 

    imawanchor:

    you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding on oblivion 

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  9. cymbals12345:

diddlemydiddlies:

aaronthespiritbear:

Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps

physics is so fucked up

I can’t look at this too long or else I’ll never get anything done.

    cymbals12345:

    diddlemydiddlies:

    aaronthespiritbear:

    Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps

    physics is so fucked up

    I can’t look at this too long or else I’ll never get anything done.

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  10. officialunitedstates:

    bombing:

    the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

    a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

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  11. donertella:

    first things first

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    photo

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  13. piertotum-locomottor:

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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    GUYS NO.

    PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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  15. frodosbois2:

http://frodosbois2.tumblr.com

    frodosbois2:

    http://frodosbois2.tumblr.com

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